MONTHLY MILESTONES OF A BACHELOR GUY
| Heading | First Week | Second Week | Third Week | Fourth Week |
| a) Bank Balance | 20000 | 2000 | 200 | 20 |
| b) Conveyance | Auto ("I can afford it") | Share Auto ("I would like to share. I am selfless!") | Bus ("Public figures should travel by public transport") | Walk ("Good for health") |
| c) Girl Friends | Eena , Meena & Tina ("I can BUY love") | Meena &Tina ("I have enough girl friends") | Tina ("I am loyal to her") | "Huh! There is no pure love on earth!" |
| d) Mobile Maintenance | Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for") | Restricted outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines") | Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile should be used in urgent situations only") | Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me") |
| e) Boozing | "Come, let's go to Goa and freak out! | "Man, there is nothing in Goa . Let's go to Mysore ." | "The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. What say?" | "Drinking is injurious to health." |
