Kalakal Kusumbu

.Paambu ethanai thadavai padam eduthalum athaala oru thadavai kooda theatre-la release panna mudiyathu..
.Pant Pottu Muttipoda mudiyum aanaaa muttipottu pant poda mudiyumaa...........
.tool box la tool la parka mudiyum... match box la match a parka mudiyuma!!!
.nee evlo periya paruppa irunthalum, unga veettu samayalukku paruppu kadaila than vanganum....
.10 Yerumbu Oru Yaanaia Kadika Mudium Aana
10 Yaanaila Oru Yerumba Kadika Mudiyadu.
Kosu Kadicha Yaanaikaal Varum But
Yaanai Kadicha Kosukaal Varathu

Policesikkum Porukikkum enna Vithyasam
"Adi-Thadi" Senja Porukki
"Thadi-Adi" Senja Police
Kaakaa Enna Thaan Karuppa Irundalum Adhu Podura muttai Vellai Thaan
Muttai Enna Thaan Vellaiya Irundalum Athukulae irukura Kaakaa Karupp Thaan
Gold Vachi Gold Chain Pannalam Ana Cycle Vachi Cycle Chain Panna
Thannikulla kappal pona jolly...
Kappalukulla thanni pona gali....

Abbreviations of Some (IT) Companies

INFOSYS - INFerior Offline SYStems
WIPRO - Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
HCL - Hidden Costs & Losses
TCS - Totally Confusing Solutions
HUGHES - Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
BPL - Below Poverty Line.
NIIT - Not Interested in IT
ICICI - Inferior Confusing Comfort Of India
BAAN - Beggers Association And Nerds
SAP - Solutions Always Puzzled
TISL - Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd
PSI - Peculiar Symptoms of India
PCL - Poor Computers Ltd
IBM - Implicitly Boring Machines
SATYAM - Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
C DOT - Coffee During Office Timings
PARAM - Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
HP - Hen Pecked
AT&T - All Troubles & Terrible
CMC - Coffee, Meals and Comfort
DEC - Drifting & Exhausted Computers
BFL - Brainwash First, and Let them go
DELL - Deplorable Equipment & LackLusture
SPARC - Simply Poor And Redundant Computers
SUN - Surely Useless Novelties
CRAY - Cry Repeatedly After a Year
TUL - Troubles Un Limited
CTS - Coffee, Tea and Snacks
ICIM - Impossible Computers In Maintenance

கருத்துகள் இல்லை:


அண்மைய செய்திகள்